OMG!!! MONKE!!!!! - GOONS

can we get a petition for the next podcast episode for mcnasty to throw it back on camera

I love how Blarg always keeps that semi-straight face during the intro

They're really finding creative ways to kill that "no cursing in the 1st minute" thing

Being able to watch the goons during a free period at school is heavenly

This podcast is the sole joy I have locked in my uncles basement

GOONS Podcast ep 1: "I feel like golf is a sport that old men who hate their wives play" -Blarg
Blarg has evolved

Finally! Now I can listen enjoy at least 1 hour of work

Matt is staring at my soul

1:32 “I want to take a baseball bat, and set it on the ground…and let it…ferment….AH” ~ McNasty 2023

Dooo's scream at the beginning had me like wtf this man got them GUTTURALS

Blarg staring at the camera like the broke friend watching you eat the last buffalo chicken wing

I feel like Blarg has definitely taken the life of at least 3 old people and played in their blood
Just a hunch

Blarg has finally found something to do in the intro other than just laugh awkwardly

Can we all agree that McNasty has essentially done a face reveal already? What is that slight blur really doing 😂😂😂

I met the Phoenix Suns Monke Mascot when he visited my elementary school one time. He grabbed numerous kids and swung them into the gym floor at full speed with his basketball Monke strength. He terrorized all the children with his mad ball skills. Greatest elementary experience ever, would relive trauma again.

Blarg we gotta to see you bust even just a slight move during an intro soon

Dementia definitely sucks for you as well. The worst part of it isn’t forgetting, it’s that dementia patients *know* they’re demented. They’ll often do things like forget they have a son, then their son tries to talk to them. It isn’t just that theu forget they have a son, they’ll forget they have a son, but *know* the person is someone they know. They only forget bits, living in a constant frustration at knowing they’re forgetting things but not knowing what it is you’re forgetting.

Speaking as someone who lives on the West Coast. Salmon fishing is one of the most fun types of fishing there is, because they fight so hard. You guys would definitely enjoy it, especially soup.

Everyone jamming out, and then there's Blarg trying to make a damn trade offer to the void

I love how blarg just sat there through the intro looking like a concerned parent who just found out their kid is smiling pot.

I like how as soon as dooo says "the autism is off the spectrum!" They cut to soup and he says "sayonara 🐓 🍭's 🖖". I literally shot beer out of my nose

As someone who has now lived in Az for half a decade I’m glad you enjoyed your time here and didn’t die of heat poisoning

Every " Didn't ask " moment could be add to the dementia moments

Thanks for adding a little sunshine to this somber day, guys. Rest In Peace Mr. Gordon Lightfoot❤

When will McNasty face reveal dammit?! Im expecting any GOONS PODCAST video to have an unblurred McNasty as an opening surprise. Also the beatboxing is getting insanely better man we love it!

I remember genuinely being worried for Paul the time he wasn't there to introduce himself.

Just gotta say, Iron Maiden is currently touring with all the original members. If you wanna get technical, Bruce Dickinson is actual the only “non” original member, he started on the 3rd album

0:26 blarg you never get down with the goons.

Intro is an interesting one this run, would be better to hear more layers from everyone else too tho😂

Lmao Blarg staring into the souls of all while we break down to an epic beat box intro 😂

0:11 blarg looks like he’s about to plan nine eleven the remake

Intro went hard and Blarg just stares into the camera like everyone has lost their mind 😂

You guys need to go on a deep sea tuna fishing trip. It's cool as hell going out on a charter and you go out like 60 miles and you're out there for a whole day. Another cool thing is that everytime I've gone, I've seen dolphins, whales and one time I saw orcas so it's dope as hell.

Sounds like blarg doesn’t respect his elders lol

this was great to listen to whilst building a scale model

THAT WAS ME IN THAT REDDIT THREAD lmaooo. I was so happy when I saw blarg reply to them

43:03 Just went back to that bit and once again died of laughter, definitly one of the funnier things ya'll have done

This is a certified Monke moment 🤘👹

So the intro is soup and dooo are dancing
mcnasty is beatboxing
and then blarg is staring into your soul wondering about the sins you have done 21 years ago
yea i am in the right podcast

Officially been 3 years since episode 1 came out. Can’t believe it’s been this long

12:41 “how do parents get so much shit” as soup is sitting in a garage full of shit 😂

The iron maiden plane has the band, crew and all of their equipment including the stage and pa system.

Goons fishing podcast would bang

Watching my 4 adopted sons makes my day,lol

Y'all didn't come to the right part of Arizona, it's exactly what youd expect where I'm from

Never thought I'd see gorilla for the suns on a thumbnail

soup is drinking good beer now!!!

They get dementia and start talking about 11 billion crabs…

the pittsburgh style steak im pretty sure comes from steel workers cooking steak on literally glowing red hot metal for like 5 seconds on each side

I found that Mcnasty’s rapid movement of his mouth immediately after the intro was quite silly hehehaha

Bruce Dickinson does actually fly Iron Maiden's Boeing 747

I started listen to the podcast November and listened to every podcast already lmao

THIS. THIS IS THE ENGERY WE NEED FROM THE BEGINNING MCNASTYYY YEAAAAA BABY

The origin story on why a gorilla was the mascot for the Suns is pretty dope. It was actually just a random person in the 80s who was hired to wear a gorilla mascot in a Suns game. His performance was well-received by the fans and they requested him to continue to do it. Everybody loved the Gorilla and later on would be announced to be the official mascot of the Phoenix Suns.

Blarg wanted nothing to do with that intro while the rest are just raging out lmao

Blargs face was pretty cool 0:10

0:16 Blarg looks like he’s about unleash he devious plans of stealing all the worlds dirty underwear

I went fishing in the ocean once. It was really cool. We were hella far out on this big fishing boat. It was a school trip but I had a great time. I went fishing with my dad and I had a love for it. I fished until they said I had to bring my line back in. It recommend it. Especially if you can do it with friends. Had a blast going out there.

Last week I was able to overthrow an oppressive dictatorship with the extra hour I didn't spend watching goons...
Now I am an oppressive dictator.

You know weirdly enough I study to your podcasts😂. Last week I remembered the names of all human evolution stages because I studied it when Blarg talked about sleeping in someone’s car

Deep sea fishing, is some of the most fun you could ever have, all 4 of you would have a riot on a charter boat.

I love that they couldn’t figure out a runoff but tried 11/10

Aye, I never thought I'd see the mascot of my sports team since I was 6 as the thumbnail, but here we are.

37:00 a medium burger is perfectly fine if its house ground if its store bought you have to cook it to well done

One time my great grandma with dimensia packed 2 bags for the airport and then stood at the mailbox waiting for the mail man. When the mailman pulled up my 90 something year old great grandma started hitting him with her purse and tried to fight him out of the truck. Apparently, she thought she would overpower him and steal the truck and take herself to the airport and fly back to germany

I LOVE IT WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT METAL 🤘

The constant thought of Goons trips makes me hyped for those videos lol

watching this while high on edibles is pure fucking gold 💀

Much love boys… Perfect way to start my morning at work

Hearing the goons talk about metallica is amazing

I predict we get like 5 more podcasts before Mcnastys has fully taken off the filter over his face

I’m jealous of these guys’ weather. It’s supposed to be almost 100° this Friday for me

I dressed up in a gorilla costume to go skiing on the last day of the season. I am the suns mascot

Dooo opening with a pretty nice scream

Took me a month but I’m finally all caught up with the videos. Between listening on spotify and then on youtube. Riding around in the work truck and listening to the goons definitely helps with having the day go by better😅

We finally get to see the famous soup dip

I've never experienced so many commercials during one of these.

We can almost See mcnasty... the time nears

Blarg at the intro feeling like a demonic villain with Mcnastys beatbox

As a burger expert (xD): rare/medium rare burgers are perfectly safe, IF the meat is freshly cut/minced. Also may I remind people of steak tartare :D

Her name was Zoe, she died suddenly and it was really traumatic cause of how gruesome it was, it was like 3 months ago and i still call her name sometimes when i drop food.
But yeah no Paul was sick, F to pay respects to Paul.
(if you dont get this 53:00 is the timestamp)

0:53 soups "siyonara cocksuckers" killed me

Dooo do you have a ceiling fan? if not then tf is the shadow demon doing in the corner of your room?

Checking my phone to see whats going on just to see blarg stare at me like that actually made me jump

The suns ended up with a gorilla as the mascot because back around the 80's a dude was hired to deliver a singing telegram dressed as a gorilla and the fans loved it so much that the team hired him as the mascot officially

i live in michigan, close to the area blarg lives, and it has been nothing but wet and cold for WEEKS. It literally snowed and hailed on april 27th.

I thought Blarg was a picture for a second there.

Bro looked like he was scheming at a rave

Our weekly brainrot are here bois and gurls

51:47 I’m never soft because I pull hard enough 😂

Goons podcast on my birthday at work IVE BEEN BLESSED💜

I hope to have many more episodes to listen to! I love to have actually found a podcast where the boys just laugh and chill

I live in the same area as Blarg and the fishing here is wonderful. Just have to dry out of the cities (and even then there is usually good fishing in the cities). There are 1000s of ponds, streams and a few rivers in our area. He just hasn't given it enough time or effort.

This is my favorite podcast and I have no idea why I literally sleep to it lmao

Crazy that Blarg saw the suns beat tf outta Russ and the clippers. All love to y’all bro

Doo is back

A lagoon is when the goons go to Italy.

God the beginning beatbox is what I live for

I love y'all talking about Knocked Loose (best hardcore band ever) thanks for bringing some exposure to the scene

wheels on a shopping cart be like: 0:27