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  • @Pure_Lard
    @Pure_Lard Год назад +4876

    “Alzheimer’s runs in his family, but diarrhea runs in his jeans” is fucking hilarious though

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +17

      It's giving Ellis Grey and Kaitlin Bennet

    • @AJ-bk5qj
      @AJ-bk5qj Год назад +66

      crying at the fact that cody didnt get it😭

    • @koffz-nl2118
      @koffz-nl2118 Год назад +38

      it's even funnier cuz you could interpret jeans as genes. its wordplay

    • @Pure_Lard
      @Pure_Lard Год назад +54

      @@koffz-nl2118 yes, I'm pretty sure that was the intended joke. Which also makes it even funnier that Cody didn't even realize.

    • @name.333
      @name.333 Год назад +3

      @@Pure_Lard i didn't even realise it was a joke until i saw you explain it LMFAO ty for ur service

  • @kenz9541
    @kenz9541 Год назад +9650

    the way “blue alien cat daddy” perfectly describes sully from monsters inc too im crying

    • @jocey5591
      @jocey5591 Год назад +262

      That’s what originally cemented the thought that he she was talking abt Sully from monsters inc💀 that would’ve been way funnier

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt Год назад +167

      yeah sullys nickname is kitty. if he never googled jake sully i wouldve thought it was normal sully the entire time and i just missed the lore in monsters uni that his first name was jake bc i never watched it.

    • @xannas.9207
      @xannas.9207 Год назад +8

      Cracking up thank you

    • @noahrusk9982
      @noahrusk9982 Год назад +4

      Literally

    • @jasmynaminah
      @jasmynaminah Год назад +70

      the fact that sully’s first name is james doesn’t help either

  • @Musclemommyy
    @Musclemommyy Год назад +16220

    Thank God I was almost alone with my thoughts for a second

    • @mariahroselamb
      @mariahroselamb Год назад +211

      I literally got stressed with my own thoughts 20 min ago, panicked and ran to this video for solace. Cody worked like a charm as always

    • @neelmehta9092
      @neelmehta9092 Год назад +186

      is everyone mentally ill in the comments? genuine concern

    • @jameshurley4959
      @jameshurley4959 Год назад +186

      ​@neelmehta9092 it's 2024 we're all mentally ill

    • @Sile_75
      @Sile_75 Год назад +70

      I've found a solution after being heavily addicted to constantly watch youtube, get a hobby, get out out of your comfort zone and still watch your favorite youtubers guilt free

    • @fairytaleclaire
      @fairytaleclaire Год назад +7

      FOR REAL

  • @keatonscreations
    @keatonscreations Год назад +724

    Watching Cody discover the Poop Knife story was like watching 1800s pioneers discover TV for the first time. I am filled with joy

  • @vu8563
    @vu8563 Год назад +1204

    7:31 how Cody instinctively looks out the window after saying “oh fuck kitty im close” as if he’s not filming himself for all of humanity to see 😂

    • @psyience3213
      @psyience3213 Год назад +29

      i saw that lol like his mom might be around the corner

    • @argent5196
      @argent5196 10 месяцев назад +6

      Difference is we know the context. If someone just overheard him saying that..they wouldn’t 😭

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 Год назад +4845

    Everyone saying they’re having lunch while watching this and then Cody just drops multiple graphic poop stories

    • @elizabethsodimu9457
      @elizabethsodimu9457 Год назад +105

      I don’t consider myself squeamish but as I am eating my lunch while watching this I’m feeling queasy 😭 And I’ve seen a lot of poop working at the hospital😭

    • @Angelically_Morbid
      @Angelically_Morbid Год назад +54

      I did have to stop eating

    • @sindu8272
      @sindu8272 Год назад +18

      me too holy shit 😭😭 (pun intended)

    • @sourdough6653
      @sourdough6653 Год назад

      @@elizabethsodimu9457I read this like you see poop that works at the hospital

    • @syd755
      @syd755 Год назад +2

      and dog sex stories💀

  • @georgiab7490
    @georgiab7490 Год назад +1651

    Jake Sully farting at my wife's friend's baby shower bc he ate a wheel of Irish cheese is a roleplay I never thought id see

    • @lizzie8026
      @lizzie8026 Год назад +39

      that made me laugh way harder than it should've

  • @Chlobro
    @Chlobro Год назад +4846

    That farting husband story made it hard to eat my lunch, but I had to persist because it’s Cody o’clock

    • @sarahs8924
      @sarahs8924 Год назад +186

      i actually had to stop eating💔

    • @shookqueen4497
      @shookqueen4497 Год назад +117

      it grossed me out a bit too much too

    • @imkeelinit
      @imkeelinit Год назад +92

      Same, had to try to mentally separate my food and the stories lol

    • @syaamr2_
      @syaamr2_ Год назад +9

      LMAOOO

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Год назад +1

      The way I would've divorced him too 😭 I'm into MEN, not BABY BOYS... a fart is natural, but good lord how often does one NEED TO RIP ASS? I can't even recall the last time I sharted!!!

  • @calebduarte5255
    @calebduarte5255 11 месяцев назад +238

    "i take massive dumps every time i use the bathroom. i just can't figure out why, it's impossible to diagnose. anyway i eat 4000 calories a day"

    • @littlehellman8198
      @littlehellman8198 10 месяцев назад +20

      Some mysteries just can't be solved

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 9 месяцев назад +8

      4000 calories is not a lot when you have a lot of muscle. Back in my prime when I did a lot of hardcore mountain biking, 5K calories a day was nothing. However, eating a lot of meat and not enough fiber will lead to massive dumps. One week I got on a "I only want ham and cheese sandwiches" and by the end of the week, I had a turd so massive I had to do something I have never done before.... I had to dig that mofo out, of my hole. I've had my share of massive dumps and it's always on a high meat/cheese and low fiber diet. The largest birthed turd (one that came out without me having to intervene) was so big I literally had to pick it up and throw it in the trash (using gloves of course). It was after a trial run of a carnivore diet. It came out no problem, but the toilet hole was literally too small for it. I'm not about to cut up my crap. It either flushes or it gets tossed in the trash.

    • @doebuck
      @doebuck 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@NotSoCrazyNinjaOH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Karamarika
    @Karamarika Год назад +566

    I have a male cat (neutered) who likes to drag a brown blanket down the hallway nearly every night. He holds it in his mouth as it drags between his waddling legs, all the while he is making a wailing/howling sound as he makes his way to the living room. He stops just inside the living room, making sure he is positioned well for his audience on the couch, and proceeds to hump the blanket until he is satisfied. We call this "Toby Time." His name is Toby, in case you didn't put those pieces together.
    He also likes to suckle on hair like he is nursing from his mom. He's an odd nut.

    • @ShySamSky
      @ShySamSky Год назад +22

      Oh yes cats love to suckle on hair had an orange cat do that to me.

    • @koffz-nl2118
      @koffz-nl2118 Год назад +72

      awh thats so cute. wish i could do something like that in front of my family. but i think theyre too prudish for that.

    • @Wet_dog.44
      @Wet_dog.44 Год назад +53

      I’m actually fucking crying w laughter

    • @Honeymooncake
      @Honeymooncake Год назад +14

      ​@@koffz-nl2118this made me cackle out loud

    • @elizahidk
      @elizahidk Год назад +3

      We have a cat named toby too

  • @westernsadness4910
    @westernsadness4910 Год назад +1549

    "but diarrhea runs in his jeans" WHY DID CODY JUST SKIM OVER THAT MASTERPIECE

  • @dontjudgemycuriosity
    @dontjudgemycuriosity Год назад +1762

    The Avatar thing is wild enough, but I’m crying laughing at the idea of a marriage being destroyed over Sully from Monsters Inc. Honestly a heartthrob

    • @ellec7188
      @ellec7188 Год назад +7

      Just wait till you hear the mustard guy who got a divorce

    • @thatoneweirddudeinthecorner
      @thatoneweirddudeinthecorner Год назад

      @@ellec7188please continue

    • @chaos.5736
      @chaos.5736 Год назад +2

      ​@@ellec7188Now I'm scared.

    • @La-PetitMort
      @La-PetitMort Год назад +14

      He was actually my first crush as a kid. I thought he might smell nice and be warm

    • @dontjudgemycuriosity
      @dontjudgemycuriosity Год назад +12

      @@La-PetitMort LOL! I knew there would be someone. In hindsight, as a toddler I thought I wanted to marry Barney the dinosaur, so this makes perfect sense tbh

  • @darkloathe
    @darkloathe Год назад +1653

    cody reading a monsters inc smut fic was far from anything i ever expected

  • @yuriosato3565
    @yuriosato3565 Год назад +223

    The 'I can't eat without watching Cody" gang is gonna love this one. 😂

  • @krib4785
    @krib4785 Год назад +234

    the "recent searches" at 7:18 killed me. great stuff as usual zade & cody

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Год назад +24

      Thank you so much for pointing that out, that’s fuckin hilarious 😂

  • @mo_zubia
    @mo_zubia Год назад +1172

    Jake Sully / Sully confusion got me too. The ‘blue alien cat-daddy’ didn’t help 😂

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Год назад +6

      And in the end cody mixed him up with Mike lol

    • @skylardustin7467
      @skylardustin7467 Год назад +6

      @@Quzgano he didn’t, he was reading smut about Mike and Sully together

    • @kimia1664
      @kimia1664 20 дней назад

      Same here

  • @sydwharris01
    @sydwharris01 Год назад +4984

    Literally was eating mac and cheese…lunch ruined.

  • @samservin1658
    @samservin1658 Год назад +5008

    Perfect timing for my unpaid 30 min break at work

    • @emlucky
      @emlucky Год назад +137

      We are all just living the same life huh

    • @dc7993
      @dc7993 Год назад +28

      ​@@emluckynah i get 45

    • @Cole-j1j
      @Cole-j1j Год назад +70

      Unpaid hour let’s gooo

    • @anthonyernst999
      @anthonyernst999 Год назад +33

      ​@@emlucky I'm unemployed

    • @dc7993
      @dc7993 Год назад +2

      ​@@anthonyernst999bro has the unpaid 24hrs

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 Год назад +126

    The entire Mike x Sully segment had me laughing so hard that my core physically hurt. "SULLIVAN SLAPPED HIS BRO MIKE'S ASS" Im still laughing oh my goodness

  • @barbara20214
    @barbara20214 Год назад +161

    The thing about eating lunch and watching Cody is that it’s a great experience until you inevitably get to the ten minute section about shitting

  • @WaywardVector
    @WaywardVector Год назад +844

    Not Cody reading Mike Wazowski/Sully smut while I’m eating lunch 💀I almost choked when he pulled that sht up

    • @meeeepmoooop
      @meeeepmoooop Год назад +30

      Same😭 I paused to read it.. haven’t laughed this hard at something in a fat minute

    • @sonjagonikman426
      @sonjagonikman426 Год назад +3

      Shit had me screaming

    • @fairiefighter
      @fairiefighter Год назад +1

      he really commits to the whole bit

  • @Machinte
    @Machinte Год назад +457

    I never want you to say "kitty, I'm close" ever again, cody

  • @kjadan101
    @kjadan101 Год назад +1163

    12:26 The lining of all our intestinal tracts is covered in mucus, & people can pass mucus instead of feces, especially when they have chronic bowel conditions. That man should have seen a doctor ages ago instead of tormenting his wife & beclowning himself with an illness that’s probably relatively easy to treat.

    • @Monoiru
      @Monoiru Год назад +44

      I wouldn’t say easy to treat it can actually make you so sick you have to remove your intestine

    • @RONANAWAY
      @RONANAWAY Год назад +130

      ​@Monoiru It honestly sounds lile a horrible thing to have, but from how the post is worded, sounds like the guy didnt really wanna do or try anything to actually address it. Also maybe lowkey a fetish??

    • @roryquinn8257
      @roryquinn8257 Год назад +87

      yeah I was about to say, dude used his IBS to torture his wife

    • @kjadan101
      @kjadan101 Год назад +47

      @@Monoiru Yes, that’s why I said “probably”. It could be something very serious (or gotten very serious due to neglect), but 4 out of 5 times it is a food intolerance or immune disorder.

    • @brittastrophe
      @brittastrophe Год назад +86

      thank u for introducing me to the word “beclowning”

  • @johanrojassoderman5590
    @johanrojassoderman5590 Год назад +65

    For the first one, where did he drive if he lives next door?
    "I thought the stories were tasteful and true to the lore" is such a funny statement in the context. Imagine saying that to the husband and him being like "Oh, yeah. Reading it again I can see they really nailed the lore-friendly immersion. I'll let you off the hook this time"

  • @horselover8851
    @horselover8851 Год назад +66

    Cody and I vocalizing “deer lord” and “dear god” to the “making Mac n cheese” at the same time made me laugh so hard

  • @trash_bender420
    @trash_bender420 Год назад +1018

    There are two wolves inside you:
    One is making mac n' cheese in the daughter
    One is making hot dog soup in the son

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Год назад +10

      I simultaneously love and hate this 😂

    • @dprdenny
      @dprdenny Год назад +28

      would you rather mac n' cheese daughter or hot dog soup son?

    • @fairynatty
      @fairynatty Год назад +7

      “in the daughter” is crazy bro like why did you say that😭😭😭

    • @tayybabyxo
      @tayybabyxo Год назад

      THIS COMMENT OMG 🤣🤣🤣

    • @trash_bender420
      @trash_bender420 Год назад +3

      @@fairynatty direct quote from Cody in the video lol

  • @pixels4331
    @pixels4331 Год назад +11499

    time to eat lunch i guess

  • @vibesofsasha5287
    @vibesofsasha5287 Год назад +448

    That Avatar / Monsters Inc. mix up made me cackle, especially because my first thought was Sully, the airplane pilot who landed in the Hudson

  • @tyamizuki5304
    @tyamizuki5304 Год назад +45

    Please this is just making me want Cody to read bad fanfics again. I loved that shit.

  • @jmonkey440
    @jmonkey440 Год назад +21

    Now I'm imagining Mike Wazowski yelling, "Put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeeee!" to Sully, & I'm dying. 🤣

  • @Monoiru
    @Monoiru Год назад +531

    As someone with ulcerative colitis, that comment about the mucus man needing to be addressed is spot on. The dude sounds like he might have IBD. Usually mucus tends to come out when you fart, when your bowel is highly inflamed and needs to be treated asap. Gross yes but that’s bowel disease🥲

    • @sonjagonikman426
      @sonjagonikman426 Год назад +100

      Literally like homie desperately needs a colonoscopy

    • @sinexus
      @sinexus Год назад +24

      I have IBD too - Crohn's on my end. First thing I thought was that this guy needs to get checked out. I've had loads of issues in the past with adjacent issues and I clocked almost immediately 😂 Hope he gets the help he needs. Also hope you're doing good with your UC!

    • @Monoiru
      @Monoiru Год назад +3

      @@sinexus thank you! Had a huge flare up a few weeks ago but went back on double treatment so I`m doing a bit better here today^^ Hope you`re doing good yourself, I know Crohn`s can be really hard:(

    • @Monoiru
      @Monoiru Год назад +2

      @@sonjagonikman426 oh for sure. But tbh he might not know that he might have that issue. He`s responsible to get that checked out. I walked around with mucus in my bowel for a year before I was sent to colonoscopy by my doctor. Granted I wasn`t taken seriously until I started having blood in my stool but still sometimes we think these issues will just "pass by" usually don`t and can turn into worse...

    • @sonjagonikman426
      @sonjagonikman426 Год назад +4

      @@Monoiruthat’s so valid and unfortunately true…but like assuming this is real and the wife just wants to leave him is like crazzzy. Like how is it easier to assumed your husband is like addicted to sharting than yo he prolly has a problem?

  • @Gundumb_guy
    @Gundumb_guy Год назад +289

    I took my dad to an Indian restraint for lunch one day, years ago. It was the first time he ever had it and it totally wrecked him. 3-4 hours later this guy was ripping ass and it smelled borderline illegal. We had to run to Home Depot for some supplies and I find him at the end of the paint section peeking across the isle towards the samples with tears in his eyes from laughter. He had ripped one by himself and quickly evaded as he saw people coming. A dude walks up then shortly later another dude walks up. They both must of took a whiff at the same time because they immediately side stepped each other and glanced at one another with a look of absolute disgust. I assume it was like the Spider-Man meme where they are all pointing at each other and it was, in fact, hilarious. We left before it became too obvious and my dad still brings it up to this day and damn near laughs just as hard as he regales everyone with this timeless classic.

    • @camillap10101
      @camillap10101 Год назад +14

      it had me cracking up😂

    • @bonesreds3062
      @bonesreds3062 Год назад +13

      thats fking hilarious😭😭

    • @flivver2527
      @flivver2527 Год назад +13

      My wife is literally on the floor crying after reading your comment

    • @finnianday
      @finnianday 10 месяцев назад +2

      Did he enjoy the Indian food tho

  • @katierose6703
    @katierose6703 Год назад +269

    The way Cody looks over his shoulder after reading the sully and Mike erotica 😂😂😂😂

  • @trooton
    @trooton Год назад +27

    7:19 the other things he searched 😭 I love Cody's editor

  • @Aniizya
    @Aniizya Год назад +12

    5:24
    Cody got too into character. He lived a whole life in that one stare at the end lol

  • @clickbait9125
    @clickbait9125 Год назад +269

    LEAST LUNCH FRIENDLY Cody-Ko video in a hot minute. Just thought I'd spread the word to anyone else halfway through a sandwich like I was...

    • @mr.teezee
      @mr.teezee Год назад +2

      Why is every comment about lunch on here?? Haha

  • @Keykers1
    @Keykers1 Год назад +210

    tried to scarf down my salad through that middle story, man it was tough...

  • @CrownedYeti
    @CrownedYeti Год назад +132

    Ok, but pausing at 7:22 and reading that excerpt from the fanfic was way more wild than I thought it was gonna be jfc

    • @armata_strigoi_0
      @armata_strigoi_0 Год назад +20

      Truly insane. It's like a combo from a pro boxer, every line is a punch from an unexpected angle. Hardest I've laughed in a while.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад

      JFC?? What does that mean?

    • @tamara6360
      @tamara6360 Год назад +11

      Had to check it out after reading this comment. I find it hilarious that there is a reference to Madagascar 2 with "I like them big. I like them chunky". At least I directly heard Moto Moto sing the lines from the movie. 😂😂😂

    • @annie-up8xt
      @annie-up8xt Год назад

      @@Random-sk6hmjesus fucking christ

    • @babyfacedslutbag69
      @babyfacedslutbag69 Год назад +1

      @@Random-sk6hm"jesus fucking christ"

  • @jessicaholscher4097
    @jessicaholscher4097 Год назад +28

    19:19 it's about domination. Both dogs are like, "i'm the boss!!" If both dogs look like they are having fun, it's probably just a fun little competitive fighting game, but if one looks distressed, they might actually be fighting or causing harm.

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 9 месяцев назад

      Gay animals do exist Jessica. It's not always about dominance Jessica. But yes, any behavior from pets should be monitored regularly to get a better idea of how they're feeling and if they may have any medical issues. Two male dogs humping and having fun while doing it with no obvious signs of distress probably means they're gay. If aliens came here and saw two men humping and seemingly having fun, is that a dominance gesture? I mean yeah, you may have your tops and bottoms, but at the end of the day, they're just gay Jessica.

  • @hellokelly3
    @hellokelly3 10 месяцев назад +8

    The airplane toilet impression at 13:58 sent meeee

  • @rileyjane6762
    @rileyjane6762 Год назад +286

    the poop knife story is one of the funniest things I've heard in a minute

    • @thehousecat93
      @thehousecat93 Год назад +22

      A true classic of the Internet.

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Год назад +4

      The first time I heard it was on Smosh Reddit Stories, and it was a banger 😂

    • @flivver2527
      @flivver2527 Год назад +1

      ​@@Kingbimmyis it on iconic aita video?

  • @natrosenquist
    @natrosenquist Год назад +145

    To be fair I ALSO thought Jake Sully was Sully from Monsters Inc. lmao. I was like, "Is Sully's real name Jake? Is this lore idk about?"

    • @kaibaiarrio1299
      @kaibaiarrio1299 11 месяцев назад

      Its funny because his first name is actually James, so another J name

  • @MrCrockaG
    @MrCrockaG Год назад +144

    All the comments about grabbing lunch only for Cody to talk about poop for half the video.

  • @anubisgodofdeath420
    @anubisgodofdeath420 Год назад +4

    16:00 for real though, my uncle has the same issue. I one time went to his house and saw a decorated knife for the bathroom. I asked him what it was and he said “I don’t take a dump, a birth a shit” and I never used the bathroom in his house again.

  • @jojoturtlezeppelin4172
    @jojoturtlezeppelin4172 11 месяцев назад +2

    Airplane toilet.. every time you said “those things suck” my heart skipped a beat from laughter. 😂😂😂

  • @mcp7055
    @mcp7055 Год назад +773

    cody uploads, and i start trying to figure out whats for lunch

    • @magicwillyC
      @magicwillyC Год назад +4

      meatballs

    • @mcp7055
      @mcp7055 Год назад +38

      well i know it wont be mac and cheese now...... 💀

    • @noneofthiseverhappened
      @noneofthiseverhappened Год назад +4

      RUclips MODS!!!! BE THE REASON THAT LUNCH COMMENTS ARE NO MORE ON CODY KO'S CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!
      AND MY LIFE…IS YOURS…

    • @ifeyanishaminya
      @ifeyanishaminya Год назад +15

      Don't even bother eating lunch while watching this. I almost lost my appetite with some of these stories lol

    • @M_T240
      @M_T240 Год назад +3

      ⁠@@ifeyanishaminya yeah I had to pause a couple times due to this 😂

  • @Separatechurchnstate743
    @Separatechurchnstate743 Год назад +115

    Cody has Pavlov’d you all into becoming hungry for lunch when he posts

  • @alimckinney7407
    @alimckinney7407 Год назад +97

    I feel so bad for the FBI agent assigned to monitoring Cody’s search history…

  • @Jayburd_yo
    @Jayburd_yo Год назад +5

    @ 12;53 when cody said "I really enjoy doing this and i hope you enjoy watching them" I was like aw dang this is why i love cody

  • @absentmiller3973
    @absentmiller3973 Год назад +4

    Thanks for posting Cody, I work in a mental health hospital and I get really tired and drained at the end of the day but your videos bring me back!

  • @crit_bot
    @crit_bot Год назад +64

    The look Cody gave, followed by "Kitty Im close" gets an immediate like on the video from me. That is hilarious 😂😂

  • @y0wl0o64
    @y0wl0o64 Год назад +74

    The "Im just fuckin pissed of hes straight" had me on the floor

  • @Pengu274
    @Pengu274 Год назад +144

    Ngl I think Cody had too much fun this time. I'm going to have to turn him in to the fun police

  • @adamfnandf
    @adamfnandf Год назад +2

    Every now and then Cody drops a line that just reminds everyone he’s still totally a Canadian.
    This time it was calling Mac n cheese “Kraft dinner.” I absolutely love it 😂

  • @davycard760
    @davycard760 Год назад +7

    Okay closing the lid before you flush is actually a VERY good idea. The force of the flush can sometimes aerosolize the water so you end up with poop particles floating around and thats no bueno. So yeah, if you're going somewhere that has a toilet seat cover, use that shit before you flush

  • @tidmouthmilk12
    @tidmouthmilk12 Год назад +88

    The tonal shift between the heartfelt plea for liking the video and "I take huge dumps" completely floored me 😆

  • @konnordonnelly2226
    @konnordonnelly2226 Год назад +65

    Bro can we get a series where Cody just reads out of pocket fan fiction lmao

  • @tannercraven3910
    @tannercraven3910 Год назад +2

    man let me say, i love when a cody video is 20 mins long, i need more cody lmaoo. its 3 to 5 minutes more to my unwind time, much love

  • @yourmom-mp1qt
    @yourmom-mp1qt 9 месяцев назад +2

    i’m crying the continued shaking of the head

  • @juliaanievas5943
    @juliaanievas5943 Год назад +201

    Love that we’re all eating our meals with cody lol love u chody boy

  • @candacecandace6416
    @candacecandace6416 Год назад +33

    I once dated someone that had a poop wooden spoon for the same purpose as the poop knife,, the fact it was made of wood still haunts me, like I can't imagine the bacterial growth

  • @Ash-Ketchum702
    @Ash-Ketchum702 Год назад +65

    The way he said “what is the poop knife” cracked me up. I watched that part like 10 times

  • @sarascott201
    @sarascott201 Год назад +6

    Was doing my makeup for work while playing this in the background, the making the Mac and cheese in the daughter line and repeat made me laugh so hard it poked myself in the eye with my mascara 👍🏼 thanks chodester

  • @fatmanjonestv7143
    @fatmanjonestv7143 10 месяцев назад +1

    I don’t believe the Mac and cheese guy, but I believe the rest 😂

  • @intothemystic5223
    @intothemystic5223 Год назад +91

    I hope that woman sees her neighbor describing it as "Mac and cheese" and never speaks to him again. I wouldn't.

    • @jules2cool277
      @jules2cool277 Год назад +30

      Yeah soo gross the way he talked about it eww

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 Год назад +27

      Fr. That whole story just made it seem like he had some sort of revenge plot. If i was that girl i'd be revolted tbh

    • @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere
      @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere Год назад +6

      It's most likely just a joke. Y'all try to make everything a problem. How can you be this insufferable?
      Also, it's not really wrong, is it? It does sound like that.
      Grow up.

    • @jules2cool277
      @jules2cool277 Год назад +16

      @@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere All we said is we find it disgusting. Stop being condescending.

    • @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere
      @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere Год назад +4

      @@jules2cool277 OP said that they hope the woman finds out and leaves him because it's "disgusting".
      It's none of their business, and to make such a comment when they know nothing about the person is very weird.
      Also, are y'all children? If you're genuinely disgusted by it, then you have to mature up.

  • @nomoretwitterhandles
    @nomoretwitterhandles Год назад +82

    That Southern "I always thought they were gay..." cracked me up because I talk just like that

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Год назад

      @@Random-sk6hm🤨 You’re misrepresenting us, bro.

  • @LordOfTheGoop
    @LordOfTheGoop Год назад +82

    I also think it's wild that the parents were so mad in the first one, like 24 and 25 years old is not an age where your kids sex lives should be a concern of yours

    • @cur1ouscatf1sh
      @cur1ouscatf1sh Год назад +7

      Right?? I’m 22 and I’m having my mom take me to the doctor soon for a minor procedure (they’re giving me drugs so I need a sober driver) and the other day I was worrying about how they’re probably going to ask me if I’m sexually active in front of my mom but then I was like, I’m a grown ass woman. My mom won’t care that I’ve had sex. Why am I making this weird?? Like, it’s one thing to be mad that your 15 year old is having sex, but someone in their 20s who has a job and pays taxes? How do these parents think they ended up with a kid in the first place 😂

  • @lifewithlis_k
    @lifewithlis_k Год назад +4

    these are SO GOOD! Definitely my fav series of yours

  • @aphonic2276
    @aphonic2276 Год назад +6

    Cody I beg you to do more of these videos. This is genuinely your funniest series beside the love at first kiss one

  • @乂
    @乂 Год назад +287

    I guess it’s lunch time for the RUclips comments section

  • @Belelelekake
    @Belelelekake Год назад +39

    That sully/mike fan fic that Cody pulled up was absolutely unhinged

  • @highoninfinity
    @highoninfinity Год назад +39

    cody learning about the poop knife is incredible

  • @ManicBubbles
    @ManicBubbles Год назад +2

    As someone who’s been battling with constipation for the past 4 months and the massive dump story was Heaven to my ears I’m so envious

  • @danielthomas5667
    @danielthomas5667 Год назад +45

    That first story is so clearly made it up it’s absurd hahahaha, clearly written by someone younger who has not had sex - “we all need to talk this out” - no you don’t!!

    • @Yannisaudre99
      @Yannisaudre99 Год назад +3

      Was literally thinking the same!! Haha

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner Год назад +79

    The Jake Sully one was actually unhinged. To tell your spouse to basically k*ll themselves because they read erotica when you yourself watch porn is so insanely abusive.

    • @p0kepix3ls
      @p0kepix3ls Год назад +12

      No thats the issue, he’s not into those things she said he watched it and was freaked out so the fanfics were def too much for him 😭😭

    • @kittyscreativecorner
      @kittyscreativecorner Год назад +11

      @@p0kepix3ls oh oops I missed that he didn’t like it. Still a crazy thing to say tho 😭

    • @Sakurasbootyhole
      @Sakurasbootyhole Год назад +2

      I saw this exact comment word for word.

    • @kittyscreativecorner
      @kittyscreativecorner Год назад +1

      @@SakurasbootyholeI just saw that they literally copied and pasted my comment 💀

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 Год назад +2

      ​@@p0kepix3lsthat's still a him problem like unless it becomes harmful to your relationships like porn isn't inherently bad

  • @sofief2671
    @sofief2671 Год назад +25

    Cody reading monsters inc smut is the most hilarious thing of this week for sure

  • @alissajobe2654
    @alissajobe2654 Год назад +1

    the farting thing feels weirdly like a kink of his which makes it even weirder that he does it around family

  • @kissun.13
    @kissun.13 Год назад

    3:43 😳🟦
    Also I'm losing it over the fact that you chose an A.I. rendition of Neteyam (Jake Sully's oldest teen son) as your thumbnail lmaoooo 💀

  • @lehhlyx
    @lehhlyx Год назад +19

    Cody is the only one that makes me say STOP out loud with my headphones on while laughing hysterically

    • @mattH3ew
      @mattH3ew Год назад +2

      That’s a nice compliment, I hope he reads it

  • @Lego-Lodge
    @Lego-Lodge Год назад +45

    This is the BEST series on codys channel rn. pls make moreee

  • @NiceyP0123
    @NiceyP0123 Год назад +19

    “Toot-less” is sending me for no reason 🤣🤣🤣

  • @suskume
    @suskume Год назад +1

    I saw this video and thought to myself “ah another lovely video of cody’s that I can eat dinner with” at 13:24, I have some to regret it severely

  • @rubyslife5386
    @rubyslife5386 10 месяцев назад +1

    13:58 the sound that came out of Cody’s mouth 😂

  • @zoey3420
    @zoey3420 Год назад +208

    thank god I was starving

    • @MMMbutofCOURSE
      @MMMbutofCOURSE Год назад +5

      not me snorting in the middle of my lunch at work reading this comment.
      i imagine everyone in the comments of cody's videos literally eating their lunch at work but this comment made me picture someone just sitting in a default sims ass living room staring at a wall like a looney toon, and then when the desktop lit up because cody posted, they went, "thank god i was starving." Then they got up to make mac n cheese. like everyone here is eating at work and then there is this random npc programmed to only be able to eat when cody posts. i'm nostril exhale laughing istg

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 Год назад

      @@MMMbutofCOURSE🤣🤣

  • @maddiruss15
    @maddiruss15 Год назад +22

    So happy to be here when cody discovers the legend of the poop knife (tm)

  • @annatj.
    @annatj. Год назад +23

    this was REALLY not the video i was expecting for lunch

  • @melanieanne5285
    @melanieanne5285 Год назад +1

    “TURD TONGS!” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Now that’s the tool my family needs. 😂😂

  • @miroshima47
    @miroshima47 Год назад +1

    Hope you actually do enjoy making these Cody and aren't saying that ironically bc I sure as hell love watching them. our sense of humor is too aligned now to ever stop 🤣💙

  • @nataliewolf683
    @nataliewolf683 Год назад +6

    love that Cody just casually name dropped bad dragon LMAO

  • @daveyj44
    @daveyj44 Год назад +4

    Haha love that you can pump content like this and keep impeccable quality , hope the kiddo is good bro

  • @anitaa90
    @anitaa90 Год назад +11

    I like how exactly at 10am (here in California) is when he uploads, thanks!

  • @aurorasreality
    @aurorasreality Год назад +2

    never did i think ice planet barbarians would come up in a cody ko video but here we are 😭

  • @ninatabatchnick8963
    @ninatabatchnick8963 Год назад +1

    yall eating lunch when u watch cody but i just listen to him while i do chores and it is SO effective my house has never been so clean

  • @tommeanwell
    @tommeanwell Год назад +4

    This is great timing. Last week at work I had to mash up someone’s massive log with three straws because it wouldn’t flush. I’m scarred.

  • @0MagesticEmu
    @0MagesticEmu Год назад +11

    The shaking my head part of dude’s story killed me😂

  • @ninaaxii
    @ninaaxii Год назад +33

    my dinner is saved.

  • @americanbeauty0
    @americanbeauty0 Год назад +2

    wrong video to watch while I eat

  • @CheyenneRoth
    @CheyenneRoth Год назад +1

    "never thought hed be making kraft dinner with our daughter" why is this so genius

  • @jenesisnavarro
    @jenesisnavarro Год назад +4

    The “no more toots” bit had me rolling! 😂

  • @veronicalesisz5173
    @veronicalesisz5173 Год назад +20

    i’m supposed to eat lunch with all this poop talk???